The United Kingdom of Holy Darchy Senlowau is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Lord Arcti with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 8.574 billion Senlowauans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Techno City. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient a Holy Darchy Senlowauan economy, worth a remarkable 1,224 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,840 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Genocide is seen as a topic best avoided in history lessons, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, artists are pillars of society, and most citizens in Holy Darchy Senlowau are abject pyrophobes after extremely graphic pamphlets were mailed nationwide by the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Darchy Senlowau's national animal is the Raptor, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Holy Darchy Senlowau is ranked 278,757^th in the world and 10,704^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 6,284.97 Standard Monetary Units.